Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...