Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...