Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...