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Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
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A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
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Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
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