Wedding Toast 3
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Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
This pill allows you to fly
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Sleep late!
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The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...