Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
What type of tracks?
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Bosnian Footballer
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Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...