Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...