Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...