What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...