Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...