I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
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The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
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So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
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Jesus is watching You
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Converting to metric
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How do you make a dead baby float?
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a babtist and a catholic preacher
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A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Lease nuclear weapons
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