Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...