Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...