Who is Drunk?????
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Military work rules
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Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...