No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...