The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...