It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...