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THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...