Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...