Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...