This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
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What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
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