Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...