Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...