Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
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Orange and Banana
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Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...