Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
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