Will this operation hurt me at all?
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A snail with a housing problem!
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Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...