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Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Bill Collector
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To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
men and beer bottles
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