Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...