Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!