Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
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Needs Ironing
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The President
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Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
No rest on this island
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