Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...