Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...