Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...