An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...