Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...