His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...