Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...