George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Watching Baywatch
10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American men...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...