Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.