Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...