Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Have a life after death
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Lifestyles of Men and Women
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Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...