Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...