Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...