What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
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Arnold:the musical
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New rules for dieting!
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GOD’s New Commandment!
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The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Question and answer jokes
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A snail with a housing problem!
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