Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...