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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...