Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...