A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...