Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...