What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Tennis Elbow?
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Think about it!
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Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T